When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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