Non-Jews are for practice
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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