For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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