Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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