My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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