she was so not down for the gang bang
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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This is classic penis vs brain.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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