you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize