real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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