I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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