note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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