ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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