is wine microwaveable?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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