The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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