its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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