K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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