I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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