dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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