I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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