My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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