Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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