with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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