I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
how drunk are you?
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