Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Rumble strips road head = magical
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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