I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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