so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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