He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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