So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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