There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
True strength comes from lack of pants
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