Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She's like a pop up book from hell.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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