Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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