I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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