Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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