So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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