8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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