It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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