so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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