I wish life had little blips of pornography
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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