we're blogging at a bar
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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