Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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