I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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That's intense
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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