why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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