She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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