Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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