Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
It's just like the Real World with babies
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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