Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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