So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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