is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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