I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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