apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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