Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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